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What the hell

In the last two days I have lost:

- a bottle of fancy shampoo (lost between purchase and a couple blocks later)
- my bus pass
- my nail file
- my keys

What the hell’s going on? Am I going crazy? Is it FunDrive? Is someone fucking w/ me?

I’ve had weeks like that. A friend used to say that lost things were anchors for anxieties.

I guess as long as you don’t start to smell burning pencil shavings you’re still ok.

Burnt pencil shavings? You’ve obviously done this before…

But Nancy, I’m always anxious!