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God, wrap it up already

My upstairs neighbor is having sex again. And it’s 2 o’clock in the afternoon!

I’ve heard them before, only the bed squeaking. Mel was over and I said, “Isn’t it supposed to stop after it gets faster?”

If they are boinking, they sure have stamina.

What’s the longest sex session you’ve ever had?

(Oh, they seem to be washing off now. Phew.)

*cough cough* If you take turns these things can go on all day… or night. Or night AND day.

Yeah, but in one sitting, when it’s obviously all about the thrusting, then the thrusting gets faster? Meh, whatever. I’m starting to enjoy it.