A proposal
Dear Anderson,
Look, I know you’re gay. But you know what? I don’t care. Every couple has problems to work through. As long as you keep treating me right, you can power bottom on weekends, okay?
So let’s do it. Let’s fall in love. Let’s go to Vegas and do it nice and trashy, just like I’ve always dreamed. James Randi can walk me down the aisle, your mom can design my dress, The Scissor Sisters can play our reception.
Je t’aime, Anderson, je t’aime. And again, and again (if you’re only gonna watch one, watch this one. Please.).
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