Sneezing Buddha
A paratrooper was scared to jump. His instructor told him, “If anything goes wrong, say, `Buddha oh Buddha’ and you will be saved.”
The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said, “Buddha oh Buddha,” and a hand came out and saved him.
He said, “Thank God,” and he was dropped.
- from The Lighter Side of Buddhism
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Hello, all. Sorry I’ve been so neglecful in my blogging duties. No excuses, really, just haven’t bothered. I will soon, though.
I went home at lunch today because I started getting that tired/allergic reaction thing where I sneeze uncontrollably. Well, that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but it does get quite bad.
Slept all afternoon. Am now drinking tea and reading blogs.
God, you must have missed me. I mean, you can’t read this kind of scintillating minutiae anywhere else, can you?
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